Classic Chinglish
You can you up, no can no BB.
你行你上，不行别逼逼
Correct: If you think you can do it, then do it.
No zuo no die.
不作就不会死
Correct: Don't create trouble for yourself.
People mountain people sea.
人山人海
Correct: Huge crowds / Packed with people.
Good good study, day day up.
好好学习，天天向上
Correct: Study hard and make progress every day.
You dida dida me, I huala huala you.
滴水之恩当涌泉相报
Correct: I will repay your kindness with all my heart.
I very like it.
我很喜欢它
Correct: I like it very much.
Wait me five minutes.
等我五分钟
Correct: Wait for me for five minutes.
Open the light.
开灯
Correct: Turn on the light.
My English is poor poor.
我的英语很差
Correct: My English is not very good.
I am very tired, need to sleep.
我很累，需要睡觉
Correct: I'm very tired and need to sleep.
He is very cow.
他很牛
Correct: He is amazing.
Neo bee.
牛逼
Correct: is often "awesome" or "amazing", "impressive" or "cool".
Add oil
加油！
Correct: Keep it up! / You can do it!
Long time no see
很久没见了
Correct: It's been a long time!
No can do
做不到
Correct: I can't do it.
People mountain people sea
人山人海
Correct: A sea of people.
Eye break
休息一下眼睛
Correct: Take a break for your eyes.
I don't want to eat your vinegar
我不想吃你的醋
Correct: I'm not jealous.
Let's go to eat some tea
我们去喝茶吧
Correct: Let's go have some tea.
Not at all
完全不（常用来表示“没关系”）
Correct: No problem.
My English is very poor, please to speak slowly
我的英语很差，请说慢一点
Correct: My English is poor. Please speak slowly.
Let's go shopping tomorrow
明天去购物
Correct: Let's go shopping tomorrow.
People can't be too perfect
人不能太完美
Correct: Nobody is perfect.
You have a good taste
你品味很好
Correct: You have good taste.
I am very happy to see you
我很高兴见到你
Correct: I'm so glad to see you.
We go there by walking
我们步行去那里
Correct: We will walk there.
I have a good mood today
我今天心情很好
Correct: I'm in a good mood today.
How come you are here?
你怎么会在这里？
Correct: How did you get here?
This is a very good place to living
这是一个很适合居住的地方
Correct: This is a great place to live.
I will try my best to do it
我会尽力去做
Correct: I will do my best.
My family very good
我的家人很好
Correct: My family is very good.
Let's make a party
我们来办个聚会
Correct: Let's throw a party.
He is very good in study
他学习很好
Correct: He is very good at studying.
I very like this place
我非常喜欢这个地方
Correct: I really like this place.
Can I go to bathroom?
我可以去洗手间吗？
Correct: Can I go to the bathroom?
Do you have a big hand?
你手很大吗？
Correct: Do you have big hands?
I have no any question
我没有任何问题
Correct: I don't have any questions.
I am fine, thank you, and you?
我很好，谢谢，你呢？
Correct: I'm fine, thank you. How about you?
You are crazy.
你疯啦
Correct: Are you crazy?
No money no talk.
不买就别问
Correct: If you’re not buying, don’t ask.
Shit.
胡说八道
Correct: Nonsense.
Just go away.
走开
Correct: Go away.
No money no touch.
没钱别乱摸
Correct: Don’t touch if you’re not buying.
Stupid guys.
笨蛋
Correct: Stupid people.
Just take it and leave me alone.
拿着赶紧离开
Correct: Take it and leave me alone.
Where cool where stay.
哪儿凉快哪呆着去
Correct: Go where it’s cool and stay there.
Lighting - prone area Please do not climbing.
雷雨天气，请勿登山
Correct: Lightning-prone area. Do not climb during thunderstorms.
Water depth hazard, do not water.
水深危险，请勿下水
Correct: Deep water. No swimming.
Daily Life Chinglish
You talk too much, my head hurts.
你说太多，我头疼
Correct: You talk too much, it's giving me a headache.
I go to eat noodle now.
我现在去吃面
Correct: I'm going to eat noodles now.
I drink coffee coffee every morning.
我每天早上喝咖啡咖啡
Correct: I drink coffee every morning.
This movie very exciting, want to see.
这部电影很刺激，想看
Correct: This movie is very exciting, I want to watch it.
Think three times before you act!
三思而后行
Correct: Look before you leap.
I will give you some color to see see
我要给你点颜色看看
Correct: I'm going to show you who's boss.
Want money no, want life one!
要钱没有，要命一条！
Correct: Want money? No, but you want your life? One life at stake!
Heart flower angry open
心花怒放
Correct: Heart blooming with joy / Extremely happy.
Color wolf
色狼
Correct: Pervert / A man with inappropriate intentions toward women.